Cumfart Cocktails

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Site Review

Cumfart Cocktails, according to the blurb in the free tour, is a hardcore site whose name is a vulgar pun. It's also a site where girls are fucked in the ass until the guy cums, at which point they fart it out into another girl's mouth. That's both disgusting and hilarious, and certainly worth the domain registry fee.

Only problem is, logging into Cumfart Cocktails took me to Club Red Light, which is one of those DVD super-sites where you can download whole scenes from a huge catalog of movies which are broken down by stars, directors, and of course titles. Ordinarily I'd be upset at this unexpected change of course, but what I ended up with was pretty awesome!

For starters, there are over 700 porn stars with movies and photos on Cumfart Cocktails/Club Red Light, and a lot of them are pretty big deals in porn these days. Aurora Snow, Riley Mason, Adora, Gauge, Liz Del Mar, Marie Luv, and Katsumi (these last two get their back doors slammed in damn near every movie they're in). They cover pretty much every niche but bondage and watersports here, and every model has at least one video and one picture set, although most of the girls have multiple sets of both. The content library, much like most of the models' orifices by this point, is impossibly deep and bound to keep members entertained forever, as new stuff gets added all the time.

Sadly, there isn't much of an extras package beyond a few ads for celebrity skin sites, but a website this thorough doesn't really need much else getting in the way. I'd say complete access to every contemporary pornographic video and model out there is its own bonus, wouldn't you? That said, it would have been nice to toss in some older stuff, maybe from girls who've moved on from the business (India, for example).

So hey, I didn't get what I expected, but I certainly got what I wanted and then some. Because of that, I can endorse Cumfart Cocktails. Sign up!

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